Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked,
“Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
Little Johnny replied,
“Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s on the left.”
The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said,
“I’m the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little Johnny replied with a chuckle;
“You’re sh!tting me, right? You can’t even find the Post Office.”
