Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. The first guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." The second guy says, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." The third guy says, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So, they asked him, "What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What's the deal?" The fourth guy says, "Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, ‘Fishing or S&x,’ and she said, ‘Don't forget to wear a sweater.'