Redneck vasectomy

After the birth of their ninth child, a redneck couple decided they’d had enough. 

Because they couldn’t afford a larger bed, the husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. “Me and my cousin don’t want no more kids,” he said.

The vet told him he could get a vasectomy but it was expensive. However, there is a cheaper option,” said the vet. “Go home, find yourself a cherry bomb, light it up, and put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten.”

“I ain’t no rocket surgeon,” said the redneck, “but how’s that gonna help me?” “Trust me,” said the vet.

So, the redneck went home, drained a beer, then stuffed a lit cherry bomb in the empty can. 

He then brought it up to his ear and began to count: “One, two, three, four, five.” Once he got to five, he stopped for a second, put the can between his legs, then resumed the count on his other hand.

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