Never argue with a woman who reads

Funny Grannies


One morning, a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book. Along comes a fisheries patrol. The officer pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning ma’am, what are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket.”

“For reading a book?” she replies.

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he tells her again.

“But officer, I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing at any moment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket and you’ll have to pay a fine.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.”

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the officer.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” he said and immediately departed.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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