Husband Super Store

It's a bit long but it's funny..... 

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a 
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the 
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule 
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from 
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to 
leave the place, never to return. 

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some 

First floor! 
The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids" 

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a 
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they 

Second floor 
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are 
extremely good looking." 
"Hm mm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" 

Third floor 
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good 
looking, love kids and help with the housework." 
Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so 
further up they went. 

Fourth floor 
This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs, love 
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a 
strong romantic streak." 
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further 
on! So up to the fifth floor they went. 

Fifth floor 
The sign on ! that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to 
prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your 
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
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