Husband Super Store
February 10, 2023
It's a bit long but it's funny.....Â
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose aÂ
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with theÂ
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only ruleÂ
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man fromÂ
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except toÂ
leave the place, never to return.Â
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find someÂ
husbands...Â
First floor!Â
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The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids"Â
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having aÂ
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up theyÂ
went.Â
Second floorÂ
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The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and areÂ
extremely good looking."Â
"Hm mm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"Â
Third floorÂ
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This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely goodÂ
looking, love kids and help with the housework."Â
Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, soÂ
further up they went.Â
Fourth floorÂ
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This door had a sign saying, "These men have high paying jobs, loveÂ
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have aÂ
strong romantic streak."Â
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us furtherÂ
on! So up to the fifth floor they went.Â
Fifth floorÂ
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The sign on ! that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only toÂ
prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to yourÂ
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
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