Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl.
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.”
He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
A “HJ”, Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a “HJ”.
He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE…
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
