Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement - not
even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to
wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-
the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that
her father's new, young wife had bought the
exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to
exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million dollars in
this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did
find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked
her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the
other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I
do, dear... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner
the night BEFORE the wedding.''
