The butcher asks

 


The butcher asks, “What do you want?”


The dog points to steak in a glass case.


“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.


“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.


So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.


He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.


A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.


As the owner appears at the door, the customer says,


“What a remarkable dog!”


“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.


“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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