AN ELDERLY MAN DAVE WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES JOHN HIS OLD FRIEND SITTING AT THE END OF THE BAR COUNTER WITH A GREAT BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE.
DAVE SAYS “JOHN WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY FOR?”
“WELL DAVE, I GOTTA TELL YA… YESTERDAY I WAS OUT WAXING MY BOAT, JUST WAXING MY BOAT, AND A REDHEAD CAME UP TO ME… T!TS OUT TO HERE, DAVE, T!TS OUT TO HERE!
SHE SAYS “CAN I HAVE A RIDE IN YOUR BOAT?”
“I SAID ‘SURE YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE IN MY BOAT.’
SO I TOOK HER WAY OUT, DAVE. I TURNED OFF THE KEY AND I SAID ‘ITS EITHER SCR*W OR SWIM!’ SHE COULDN’T SWIM, DAVE, SHE COULDN’T SWIM!!.”
THE NEXT DAY DAVE WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES OLD JOHN SAT AT THE END OF THE BAR COUNTER WITH A BIGGER SMILE ON HIS FACE.
DAVE SAYS “WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT TODAY JOHN?”
“WELL, DAVE… I GOTTA TELL YA… YESTERDAY I WAS OUT WAXING MY BOAT, JUST WAXING MY BOAT AND A BEAUTIFUL BLOND CAME UP TO ME… T!TS OUT TO HERE, DAVE, T!TS OUT TO HERE!
SHE SAID ‘CAN I HAVE A RIDE IN YOUR BOAT?’
“SURE YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE IN MY BOAT.”
SO I TOOK HER WAY OUT, DAVE, WAY OUT MUCH FURTHER THAN THE LAST ONE. I TURNED OFF THE KEY AND I SAID ‘ITS EITHER SCR*W OR SWIM!’
SHE COULDN’T SWIM!!, DAVE, SHE COULDN’T SWIM!!!!.”
A COUPLE OF DAYS PASS AND OLD DAVE WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES JOHN DOWN THERE CRYING OVER A BEER.
DAVE SAYS “JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU SO SAD FOR?”
“WELL DAVE, I GOTTA TELL YA… YESTERDAY I WAS OUT WAXING MY BOAT, JUST WAXING MY BOAT, AND THE MOST DESIRABLE BRUNETTE CAME UP TO ME… T!TS WAY OUT TO HERE, DAVE, T!TS WAY OUT TO HERE.
I HAD MORE WOOD THAN MY BOAT DOES.
SHE SAYS “CAN I HAVE A RIDE IN YOUR BOAT?”
“SURE YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE IN MY BOAT.
“SO I TOOK HER WAY OUT, DAVE, WAY WAY OUT… MUCH FURTHER THAN THE LAST TWO.
I TURNED OFF THE KEY, AND LOOKED AT HER TITS AND SAID
‘ITS EITHER SCR*W OR SWIM!!’.
SHE PULLED DOWN HER PANTS…. SHE HAD A D!CK, DAVE !!! SHE HAD A GREAT BIG D!CK!!!
DAVE, I CAN’T SWIM!!!”
