A HUSBAND CALLS UP HOTEL MANAGEMENT FROM THE ROOM.
PLEASE COME FAST, I AM HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS SHE WILL JUMP FROM YOUR HOTEL WINDOW.
MANAGER: SIR, I AM SORRY.
BUT THIS IS YOUR PERSONAL ISSUE.
HUSBAND: IDIOT, THIS WINDOW IS NOT OPENING.
THIS IS A MAINTENANCE ISSUE