A hunter went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hunters.
The game warden ordered to the hunter to show his hunting license, and the hunter pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?" The hunter reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck.
"This duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?" Again the hunter reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hunter, "Just where are you from?" The hunter turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert!"
