Chuckle Of The Day: last nickle


Every "last nickle"

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.

He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father

realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him

on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue

business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and

sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks

up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places

it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,

unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of

the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first

and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses

violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly

catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the

father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a


As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the

father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was

fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

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