Emergency Brake


An Amish lady was trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she was pulled over by a police officer.

“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”

“Oh, ok, thank you officer”, she replied. “I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.”

“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!”

Later that day, the Amish lady was home telling her husband Jacob about her encounter with the police officer.

“Well, dear, what exactly did he say?”

“He said the reflector is broken.”

“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?”

“I’m not sure, Jacob, I think it’s something to do with the emergency brake.”

Sorry it may be a little on the edge but I thought it was funny.

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