BUSINESS TRIP

 


A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….


“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”


“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”


“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.


“Good”, she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”


After a moment of silence.....he farted.

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