Salesman Won’t Leave An Old Woman Alone, This Is How She Handles It


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to

demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she

proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed

it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at

least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of

horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t

from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because

the electricity was cut off this morning."

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