A man who lived at a nudist colony received a letter from is mother asking him to send her a more up-to-date photo of himself.
Unfortunately, he only had one picture, but it was of him in the nude, so he cut the photo in half and sent her the top half.
Some time later, mum wrote again asking him if he would send a photo of himself to his ageing grandmother.
Now he only had the bottom half left but because she had such poor eyesight, he took a chance that she would be none the wiser.
Some time later, he got a letter back from his grandmother and in it she said, “Thanks for the picture.
Maybe you should change your hairstyle a bit, though, it makes your nose look long.”
