Johnny decided to go skiing with friend Bob

 


“I have to admit that I did.”


“And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?”



Bob’s face turned beet red and he said,



“Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”



“Well, because she just died and left me everything.”



And you thought the ending would be different, didn’t you?