I Have Arrived - joke-

she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Arrived

I know you’re surprised to hear from me.

 They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

 I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. 

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.