A Little Girl Says To Her Mother....

 


but I went up and looked through the keyhole."


"Clever girl," purrs Mummy. "What could you see through the keyhole?"


"I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other's clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her."


"Yes?" says Mummy. "And then what happened?"


"Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year," says the little girl confidently.